Let's try out a stupid idea I had...
Basically one person gives a command, and the next one goes and interprets it incorrectly. They then give the next command.
For an example:
Player 1: "Get Bread"
Player 2: "Instructions unclear, local ducks are angry now"
Starting it off with...
Press the button!
Instructions unclear. Shirt doesn't close anymore and I did not even gain any arm muscle.
Clean the windows
Instructions unclear - tried to use a high-powered laser. House is on fire and I am blind.
Trim the grass.
instructions unclear, could not find the lawn's boat motor to adjust.
Do not cross the stream.
Instructions unclear - avoided the bridge and tried to swim in the lake. It had alligators.
Paint the house.
Instructions unclear - Hugh Laurie is now sueing me for assault.
Go to space.
Pudding! 
Instructions unclear. What should I order at the Space 220 Restaurant at Disneyworld?
Give the cat a bath.
Instructions unclear. The cat is sitting in the box the new bath arrived in.
Read a book
Instructions unclear. Book's pokerface is too good, I cannot find any tells.
Build a dog house!
