Tal's Spacebar

Let's try out a stupid idea I had...

Basically one person gives a command, and the next one goes and interprets it incorrectly. They then give the next command.

For an example:
Player 1: "Get Bread"
Player 2: "Instructions unclear, local ducks are angry now"

Starting it off with...

Press the button!

Instructions unclear. Shirt doesn't close anymore and I did not even gain any arm muscle.

Clean the windows

Instructions unclear - tried to use a high-powered laser. House is on fire and I am blind.

Trim the grass.

instructions unclear, could not find the lawn's boat motor to adjust.

Do not cross the stream.

Instructions unclear - avoided the bridge and tried to swim in the lake. It had alligators.

Paint the house.

Instructions unclear - Hugh Laurie is now sueing me for assault.

Go to space.

Instructions unclear. What should I order at the Space 220 Restaurant at Disneyworld?

Give the cat a bath.

Instructions unclear. The cat is sitting in the box the new bath arrived in.

Read a book

Instructions unclear. Book's pokerface is too good, I cannot find any tells.

Build a dog house!